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Nottingham Escorts by Midlands Maidens

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With this being our 101st post in the blog, we thought it would be a nice opportunity to introduce you to our latest idea - Room 101.
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A Brief History of Midlands Maidens

Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts was founded back in 2006. Since then it has been a pleasure dealing with our beautiful Nottingham escort girls. Their clients in the East Midlands would no doubt agree.

It soon became clear that our clients would not tolerate a poor time. The services and companionship offers from various escorts was lacking. Enter the Midlands Maidens Experience – the first offer of it’s kind. This started in Nottingham. Derby, Leicester, and anywhere else that our ladies ran their services soon followed. This guaranteed that each escort would enjoy the service as much as the clients would relish it.

We set about creating a minimal agency fee. This gave any escort working for us in the city of Nottingham a better offer than if she worked as an independent. We created our world-famous ‘all inclusive’ package. The price quoted to you was the price you paid. We also made sure that no riff-raff got onto our Nottingham staff list!

Unique Promotions and Freebies
We set up new and unheard of promotions, not least of which the seventh heaven promo, whereby any appointment to meet one of our elite Nottingham escorts would receive a free hour offer on their seventh meeting. This is now embedded on our app, so remember to have it nearby when you make a booking with a Nottingham escort!

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A typical meet-up location for a Midlands Maidens interview

Interview Techniques
We have just about perfected our interview process for taking on new Nottingham escort girls, as can be seen in various posts on our NEWS PAGES.

There still seem to be many Nottingham girls that presume all you need for this job is an arse and a fanny. I suppose that still holds true in many cases, but it’s all down to the use (or non-use) of these assets, and how she composes herself for the social apres-event companionship.

Any hot Nottingham escort, no matter how beautiful, that doesn’t have the ability to have a modicum of throw-away chatting available on tap, freely given and enjoyed, will no doubt fail our interview process, as many hopeful Nottingham escorts will testify.

The city is full of failed Nottingham girls and for a very good reason!

We take a dim view on girls ‘enhancing’ their performance with any form of drugs or an excess of alcohol. As far as we’re concerned, a client does NOT want to see his escort girl turning up wasted and unable to perform.

A client would prefer to see his girl arrive fresh faced and ready for action! All the girls are in complete agreement with this. Anyone reported to be ‘under the influence’ of drugs or alcohol will be removed from the staff list forthwith.

Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts are against ALL forms of trafficking, exploitation and pimping. If this is reported back to us, a similar fate will apply to the ‘drugs and alcohol’ terminology above.

A Big No-No – Number Harvesting
We also take a dim view on girls working at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts that are practising the art of ‘harvesting’ clients’ phone numbers, under the misguided influence that the client will then get in touch with them direct.

Then again, we are the agency that always insists on the girl giving you a call ‘pre-booking’ as a nice way to break the ice, so the element of trust is paramount all around.

Any client’s contact details are relayed to the girl in a ‘with-held’ format. The girl will not send text messages or WhatsApp messages to any client. These messages would expose their numbers.

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A big no-no – escorts number harvesting

Girls from less discreet providers will harvest clients’ numbers. Customers will then receive inopportune messages at any time. These of course might be intercepted by the missus or girlfriend.

Another Big No-No – Clients Asking For Personal Information
Of course, there is the other scenario where a client will ask straight out for the girl’s number, under the pretence that ‘next time we’ll do it direct without the agency and for a cheaper rate’ – which when using other providers, we can understand completely as their agency fees are crippling.

We’re talking Midlands Maidens here though. The agency fees that are at an absolute minimum. Our fees ensure that any girl working for us is far better off than working as an independent. They are quite likely the lowest in the UK – so any offer of a ‘lower price’ from the client will more than likely be laughed at.

‘Harvesting’ will still happen due to a misguided sense of greed on both sides. When this gets reported back to us (which it will. A client prefers to use other girls and brag about their conquests). The girl will then be taken from the staff-list and the client will be refused any further bookings.

The very simple rule here then is to not offer, or allow your number to be ‘harvested’, as the girls will not accept it. You might get away with it at a provider with crippling agency fees, but trying this at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts is a foolish action on the client’s part, and a removal action on the girl’s part. Play by the rules and everyone will be happy!

Yep, we know that other providers take them on, but one thing that Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts need to watch out for, is any form of plastic surgery or botox treatment.

Ok, we can understand a girl wanting a little ‘enhancement’ here and there, and we have indeed taken on girls that have had plastic breasts, but turning from a 32B cup to a 34FF cup is just plain daft, and the majority of clients know straight away if they’re going to be fondling a juice-bag.

Plastic breasted girls WILL be allowed on if all the other criteria are met. They will then marked as ‘enhanced’ on the website so that you have a free choice.

Botox Barmyness
There is no excuse for the botox thing though – in all fairness on our ‘Escorts Locations’ pages, it DOES state that:

All girls working as (add location here) Escorts with Midlands Maidens are NOT photo-shopped in any way except for the occasional facial blur for anonymity purposes

It does NOT say though, that

Facial blurs have been added to this girl because she’s an ugly fukker and botox treatments have made it so that she wouldn’t get any bookings if we showed her full face.

Rest assured that no ‘botox enhanced that has turned you into Elephant Man with Mick Jagger lips’ types of girl will ever work at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts.

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Botox enhanced that has turned you into Elephant Man with Mick Jagger lips


We are proud to say that ever since we’ve been running as an escort agency in Nottingham, no girl working at Midlands Maidens has ever received a poor report.

To keep our squeaky clean record running, we promise you the following:

During your initial chat with the office, we will continually listen to your needs and wants from your Nottingham escort, and try to place correctly the right escorts in Nottingham for you at your home or your hotel.

If we haven’t got your ideal girl working at the moment, we’d prefer to tell you this rather than send a sub-standard girl over, as sub-standard girls are in plentiful supply from other providers.

We do not believe in just letting you know ‘who is available’, as this might not be your ideal match. This has all proven to be a great asset, as it has become essential that the correct escort visits the correct client.

Many Nottingham girls coming into this industry are out for grabbing a ‘quick buck’ at any cost. Try using one of the well-worn and less reliable providers or directories for proof if needed.

When you’ve ‘done your wad’ and got no value, come over to Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts for the finest quality bar none!

Louise

Breathtaking! Stunning time with Louise

His Nibs
Rating: 5
Angelina

Lovely way to spend an afternoon - thanks Angelina!  

Robert
Rating: 5
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Well done MMs for the great service given. Now we've found you, you can count on us being regular users. Best wishes from John and Joanne

John and Joanne
Rating: 5
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If you need an escort at 3.30 in the morning that comes looking sexy and stunning, there's no better agency to contact than Midlands Maidens. Take a 5 star rating, you deserve it!

Rick
Rating: 5
Eve

Hi midlands maids just sending a review of this excellent recommended girl from last week. I'll definatly be using your services again when up there and i've passed the word around!”

Nicky
Rating: 5
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