1) THE GOOD – some reasons why you should be choosing your Nottingham Escorts from Midlands Maidens:
Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts was founded back in 2006, and since then it has been an absolute pleasure (in the main) dealing with both beautiful Nottingham escort girls and beautiful 🙂 clients alike in the whole of the East Midlands.
It soon became apparent that our clients would not tolerate a poor time, and the services and companionship offer from various escorts was sadly lacking, so we created the Midlands Maidens Experience – the first offer of it’s kind in Nottingham city, Derby, Leicester, and anywhere else that our ladies were booked for their services – which guaranteed that each escort would enjoy the service just as much as the clients would relish it.
We set about creating a minimal agency fee giving any escort working for us in the city of Nottingham a better offer than if she worked independently, we created our world-famous ‘all inclusive’ package, where the price that you are quoted is the price you’ll pay, and we made absolutely sure that no riff-raff got onto our Nottingham staff list!
We set up new and unheard of promotions, not least of which the seventh heaven promo, whereby any appointment to meet one of our elite Nottingham escort ladies would receive a free hour offer on their seventh meeting. This is now firmly embedded on our app, so remember to have it nearby when you make a booking with a Nottingham escort!
We have just about perfected our interview process for taking on new Nottingham escort girls, as can be seen in various posts on our NEWS PAGES. There still seem to be many Nottingham girls that presume all you need for this job is an arse and a fanny. I suppose that still holds true in many cases, but it’s all down to the use (or non-use) of these assets, and how she composes herself for the social apres-event companionship. Any hot Nottingham escort, no matter how beautiful, that doesn’t have the ability to have a modicum of throw-away chatting available on tap, freely given and enjoyed, will no doubt fail our interview process, as many a Nottingham escort will testify. The city is littered with failed Nottingham girls and for a very good reason!
2) THE BAD – a few reasons where the girl will need to prove herself before joining us and being let loose on our customers:
We take a dim view on girls ‘enhancing’ their performance with any form of drugs or an excess of alcohol. As far as we’re concerned, a client does NOT want to see his escort girl turning up wasted and unable to perform. A client would prefer to see his girl arrive fresh faced and ready for action! All of our girls are in complete agreement with this and anyone reported to be ‘under the influence’ of drugs or alcohol will be removed from the staff list forthwith.
Similarly, Midlands Maidens are against ALL forms of trafficking, exploitation and pimping, and if this is reported back to us, a similar fate will apply to the ‘drugs and alcohol’ terminology above.
We also take a dim view on girls working at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts that are practising the art of ‘harvesting’ clients’ phone numbers, under the misguided influence that the client will then get in touch with them direct.
Then again, we are the agency that always insists on the girl giving you a call ‘pre-booking’ as a nice way to break the ice, so the element of trust is paramount all around.
For this reason, any client’s contact details are sent over to the girl in a ‘with-held’ format, and the girl will not send text messages or WhatsApp messages to any client as these would expose their numbers.
Girls from less discreet providers will harvest clients’ numbers freely whilst ‘out in the field’ on a booking, and then send inopportune messages over, at any time, which might be intercepted by the missus or girlfriend.
Or of course, there is the other scenario where a client will ask straight out for the girl’s number, under the pretence that ‘next time we’ll do it direct without the agency and for a cheaper rate’ – which when using other providers, we can understand completely as their agency fees are crippling.
We’re talking Midlands Maidens here though, with the agency fees that are left at an absolute minimum. Our fees ensure that any girl working for us is far better off than working independently, and they are quite likely the lowest in the UK – so any offer of a ‘lower price’ from the client will more than likely be laughed at.
However ‘harvesting’ will still happen due to a misguided sense of greed on both sides, and when this gets reported back to us (which it will, as a client prefers to use other girls), the girl will be removed from the staff-list and the client will be refused any further bookings.
The very simple rule here then is to not offer, or allow your number to be ‘harvested’, as the girls will not accept it. You might get away with it at a provider with crippling agency fees, but trying this at Midlands Maidens is a foolish action on the client’s part, and a removal action on the girl’s part. Play by the rules and everyone will be happy!
3) THE UGLY – girls that will never be taken on at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts whist they have a hole in their arses:
Another thing we need to watch out for, is any form of plastic surgery or botox treatment. Ok, we can understand a girl wanting a little ‘enhancement’ here and there, and we have indeed taken on girls that have had plastic breasts, but turning from a 32B cup to a 34FF cup is just plain daft, and the majority of clients know straight away if they’re going to be fondling a juice-bag. Plastic breast girls however WILL be taken on if all the other criteria are met, but will then be named as ‘enhanced’ on the website so that you have a free choice.
There is no excuse for the botox thing though – in all fairness on our ‘Escorts Locations’ pages, it DOES state that:
All girls working as (add location here) Escorts with Midlands Maidens are NOT photo-shopped in any way except for the occasional facial blur for anonymity purposes
It does NOT say however, that facial blurs are added because the girl is an ugly fukker with botox treatments, who wouldn’t get any bookings if we showed her full face – so rest assured that no ‘botox enhanced that has turned you into Elephant Man with Mick Jagger lips’ types of girl will ever be taken on at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts.
4) BACK TO REALITY
During your initial chat with the office, we will continually listen to your needs and wants from your Nottingham escort, and try to place correctly the right escorts in Nottingham for you at your home or your hotel. We do not believe in just letting you know ‘who is available’, as this might not be your ideal match. This has all proven to be a great asset, as it has become essential that the correct escort visits the correct client. We believe that many Nottingham girls coming into this industry are just out for grabbing a ‘quick buck’ at any cost – just try using one of the well-worn and less reliable providers or directories for proof if needed – and when you’ve ‘done your wad’ and got no value, come over to Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts for the finest quality bar none!
Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts has been providing pleasure and enjoyment for over 10 years in the following local areas:
For our full escorts portfolio, visit the ESCORTS-ONLINE page
For more information on the locations in the city that we readily cover, visit the AREAS page.
For any questions you may now have, look at the full run-down on the ABOUT toggles.
For enquiries about our pricing and rates, view the PRICING page.
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