Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts was founded back in 2006, and since then it has been an absolute pleasure (in the main) dealing with both beautiful Nottingham escort girls and beautiful 🙂 clients alike in the whole of the East Midlands.
It soon became apparent that our clients would not tolerate a poor time, and the services and companionship offer from various escorts was sadly lacking, so we created the Midlands Maidens Experience – the first offer of it’s kind in Nottingham city, Derby, Leicester, and anywhere else that our ladies were booked for their services – which guaranteed that each escort would enjoy the service just as much as the clients would relish it.
We set about creating a minimal agency fee giving any escort working for us in the city of Nottingham a better offer than if she worked independently, we created our world-famous ‘all inclusive’ package, where the price that you are quoted is the price you’ll pay, and we made absolutely sure that no riff-raff got onto our Nottingham staff list!
We set up new and unheard of promotions, not least of which the seventh heaven promo, whereby any appointment to meet one of our elite Nottingham escort ladies would receive a free hour offer on their seventh meeting. This is now firmly embedded on our app, so remember to have it nearby when you make a booking with a Nottingham escort!
We have just about perfected our interview process for taking on new Nottingham escort girls, as can be seen in various posts on our NEWS PAGES. There still seem to be many Nottingham girls that presume all you need for this job is an arse and a fanny. I suppose that still holds true in many cases, but it’s all down to the use (or non-use) of these assets, and how she composes herself for the social apres-event companionship. Any hot Nottingham escort, no matter how beautiful, that doesn’t have the ability to have a modicum of throw-away chatting available on tap, freely given and enjoyed, will no doubt fail our interview process, as many a Nottingham escort will testify. The city is littered with failed Nottingham girls and for a very good reason!
We take a dim view on girls ‘enhancing’ their performance with any form of drugs or an excess of alcohol. As far as we’re concerned, a client does NOT want to see his escort girl turning up wasted and unable to perform. A client would prefer to see his girl arrive fresh faced and ready for action! All of our girls are in complete agreement with this and anyone reported to be ‘under the influence’ of drugs or alcohol will be removed from the staff list forthwith. Similarly, Midlands Maidens are against ALL forms of trafficking, exploitation and pimping, and if this is reported back to us, a similar fate will apply to the ‘drugs and alcohol’ terminology above.
Another thing we take a dim view on is any form of plastic surgery or botox treatment. Ok, we can understand a girl wanting a little ‘enhancement’ here and there, but turning from a 32B cup to a 34FF cup is just plain daft. The botox thing is even worse – imagine any one of the following turning up to your door and getting in without a fight:
…yep, we thought not. In all fairness on our ‘Escorts Locations’ pages, it DOES state that:
All girls working as (add location here) Escorts with Midlands Maidens are NOT photo-shopped in any way except for the occasional facial blur for anonymity purposes
It does NOT say however, that facial blurs are added because the girl is an ugly fukker who wouldn’t get any bookings if we showed her full face – so rest assured that none of the above types of girl will ever be taken on at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts.
During your initial chat with the office, we will continually listen to your needs and wants from your Nottingham escort, and try to place correctly the right escorts in Nottingham for you at your home or your hotel. We do not believe in just letting you know ‘who is available’, as this might not be your ideal match. This has all proven to be a great asset, as it has become essential that the correct escort visits the correct client. We believe that many Nottingham girls coming into this industry are just out for grabbing a ‘quick buck’ at any cost – just try using one of the well-worn and less reliable directories for proof if needed – or you could stick with Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts for the finest quality bar none!
Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts has been providing pleasure and enjoyment for over 10 years in the following local areas:
For our full escorts portfolio, visit the ESCORTS-ONLINE page
For more information on the locations in the city that we readily cover, visit the AREAS page.
For any questions you may now have, look at the full run-down on the ABOUT toggles.
For questions about incalls, again view the ABOUT toggles.
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Recent Client Testimonials
Well done MMs for the great service given. Now we've found you, you can count on us being regular users. Best wishes from John and Joanne
If you need an escort at 3.30 in the morning that comes looking sexy and stunning, there's no better agency to contact than Midlands Maidens. Take a 5 star rating, you deserve it!
Hi midlands maids just sending a review of this excellent recommended girl from last week. I'll definatly be using your services again when up there and i've passed the word around!”
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